One day there was a monkey hanging out in a tree smoking some real good weed. A lizard near by could smell the delicious aroma and decided to find out where it was coming from. After a few minutes of searcing he found the monkey. The monkey looked down at him and asked the lizard if he wanted to hit some of this good marijuana. The lizard obliged and climbed up the tree. After a few passes of the joint the lizard had some terrible cotton mouth and decided to walk down to the river and get something to drink. He told the monkey he would be right back for some more weed. While the lizard was gone getting a drink an alligator near by could smell the aroma and decided to find the source. He found where it was coming from and when he looked up he saw the monkey. The monkey looked at him in amazement and said "Damn Lizard how much water did you drink?"
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