Gawker : You tell your friends jokes about their ethnicities and sexual orientations. They grin and say "Bitch!" and pretend to smack you.
Huffington Post : Most of your pleasures are guilty pleasures.
Daily Kos : You own a "Disappearing Civil Liberties" mug.
Laughing Squid : You own an unconventional bicycle.
BuzzFeed : Your giggle is too high-pitched.
Gizmodo : You correct people in conversations that you overhear in public.
Lifehacker : You know where your pens are.
Kotaku : Your girlfriend says, "At least when you read a book, you come away having learned something."
Mashable : Your Facebook feed is all "likes" of news articles you've read.
TechCrunch : You "network".
Jezebel : You convinced your mom to leave your dad, and she's never been happier.
The Awl : You aren't snotty about keeping books in good condition, you acknowledge that dogears and scribbled notes are healthy, but you have a few special editions you'd only lend out to a very close friend.
Deadspin : You're going to kickpunch the next asshole who says "I only watch it for the commercials" as if this is some mark of intelligence.
Boing Boing : You've voted for a satirical political candidate.
[EXPANDED version since Boing Boing linked to us : Boing Boing: You are someone's favorite uncle who taught them how to build their own toys. You are someone's "cool" aunt who sends the amazing Birthday gifts from far-off lands. You know swear words in fifteen languages. You have built seven completely different and contest-winning party costumes around a single vintage fez.]
Kottke.org : You read all the liner notes, even if you bought the album as mp3s.
Daring Fireball : You know three ways to tell Helvetica from Arial.
The Hairpin : You got Maira Kalman to draw a cartoon in your book at a reading.
[EXPANSION cause The Hairpin linked us ! The Hairpin: You get the importance of hand towels. A lot of other shit in your life is out of control, but you are not gonna make anyone visit your home and dry their hands on your bath towel, like a peasant. You have an uncanny ability to guess the correct time of day within a five-minute range. It's a shame "spunky" is such a gross little word because it used to be a good one and it would be helpful right now.]
Think Progress : You can communicate multiple levels of disgust with your snorts.
Perez Hilton : You were bullied in high school.
The Gloss : You have a purse dog.
PopSugar : You feel comforted by laughtracks.
Neatorama : You've bought food from ThinkGeek.
Serious Eats : You've debated about Five Guys vs. In 'n' Out.
TreeHugger : You feel bad about how long you take in the shower.
Roger Ebert : You like discovering cheese-and-fruit pairings.
Geekosystem : You used to steal Reddit jokes for your Facebook feed, but your friends caught you.
Autoblog : You use pomade.
Vulture : You have theater tickets.
Stereogum : You have a working definition of "authentic".
Brooklyn Vegan : You have a working definition of "facon".
Videogum : You've openly scoffed at a celebrity in person.
Hipster Runoff : Your friends squint at you a lot after you say things.
Consumerist : You have some sort of fact sheet, like the Bill of Rights or some measurement conversions, in your wallet.
Cinematical : You refuse to acknowledge that AOL shut this blog down. Jesus, live in the present.
TubeFilter : You're surprised how much you say "content".
ReadWriteWeb : You are the only person who actually called your representative about SOPA.
Art Fag City : You've fantasized about throwing poop onto something expensive that you actually like, just for the filthy thrill and the knowledge that this will make it worth more to someone foolish.
PostSecret : You try so hard to act mysterious that everyone knows this about you.
I'm Remembering : You own a stuffed animal.
The Frogman : You can't listen to a Muppets song without singing along.
The Daily What : You like to borrow your friends' pets.
Slacktory : You keep tripping over your own feet.
Huffington Post : Most of your pleasures are guilty pleasures.
Daily Kos : You own a "Disappearing Civil Liberties" mug.
Laughing Squid : You own an unconventional bicycle.
BuzzFeed : Your giggle is too high-pitched.
Gizmodo : You correct people in conversations that you overhear in public.
Lifehacker : You know where your pens are.
Kotaku : Your girlfriend says, "At least when you read a book, you come away having learned something."
Mashable : Your Facebook feed is all "likes" of news articles you've read.
TechCrunch : You "network".
Jezebel : You convinced your mom to leave your dad, and she's never been happier.
The Awl : You aren't snotty about keeping books in good condition, you acknowledge that dogears and scribbled notes are healthy, but you have a few special editions you'd only lend out to a very close friend.
Deadspin : You're going to kickpunch the next asshole who says "I only watch it for the commercials" as if this is some mark of intelligence.
Boing Boing : You've voted for a satirical political candidate.
[EXPANDED version since Boing Boing linked to us : Boing Boing: You are someone's favorite uncle who taught them how to build their own toys. You are someone's "cool" aunt who sends the amazing Birthday gifts from far-off lands. You know swear words in fifteen languages. You have built seven completely different and contest-winning party costumes around a single vintage fez.]
Kottke.org : You read all the liner notes, even if you bought the album as mp3s.
Daring Fireball : You know three ways to tell Helvetica from Arial.
The Hairpin : You got Maira Kalman to draw a cartoon in your book at a reading.
[EXPANSION cause The Hairpin linked us ! The Hairpin: You get the importance of hand towels. A lot of other shit in your life is out of control, but you are not gonna make anyone visit your home and dry their hands on your bath towel, like a peasant. You have an uncanny ability to guess the correct time of day within a five-minute range. It's a shame "spunky" is such a gross little word because it used to be a good one and it would be helpful right now.]
Think Progress : You can communicate multiple levels of disgust with your snorts.
Perez Hilton : You were bullied in high school.
The Gloss : You have a purse dog.
PopSugar : You feel comforted by laughtracks.
Neatorama : You've bought food from ThinkGeek.
Serious Eats : You've debated about Five Guys vs. In 'n' Out.
TreeHugger : You feel bad about how long you take in the shower.
Roger Ebert : You like discovering cheese-and-fruit pairings.
Geekosystem : You used to steal Reddit jokes for your Facebook feed, but your friends caught you.
Autoblog : You use pomade.
Vulture : You have theater tickets.
Stereogum : You have a working definition of "authentic".
Brooklyn Vegan : You have a working definition of "facon".
Videogum : You've openly scoffed at a celebrity in person.
Hipster Runoff : Your friends squint at you a lot after you say things.
Consumerist : You have some sort of fact sheet, like the Bill of Rights or some measurement conversions, in your wallet.
Cinematical : You refuse to acknowledge that AOL shut this blog down. Jesus, live in the present.
TubeFilter : You're surprised how much you say "content".
ReadWriteWeb : You are the only person who actually called your representative about SOPA.
Art Fag City : You've fantasized about throwing poop onto something expensive that you actually like, just for the filthy thrill and the knowledge that this will make it worth more to someone foolish.
PostSecret : You try so hard to act mysterious that everyone knows this about you.
I'm Remembering : You own a stuffed animal.
The Frogman : You can't listen to a Muppets song without singing along.
The Daily What : You like to borrow your friends' pets.
Slacktory : You keep tripping over your own feet.
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